“Normally I would say ‘Auf wiedersehen,’ but since what ‘auf wiedersehen’ actually means is ’till I see you again’, and since I never wish to see you again, to you, sir, I say goodbye.”
“Seventeen days? Hey man, I don’t wanna rain on your parade, but we’re not gonna last seventeen hours!”
The Pilot episode of Razor Tongue Radio. Check it out to see where it all started.